Stop ceux cheins ayant sexe, s'il te plaît !!
Posted by pop at Jun 11, 05 11:30 PM ... Comments (0)
So, we are on our hols near Toulouse, and go to a nearby town called Castelnaudary for lunch. It is like Aldershot, but with less shops, everyone is sleepy at lunchtime and there is even less to do (but it was sunny!).
After walking around to see if we could eat there during their rather extensive siesta lunch triple-hour, we stumbled upon a few al fresco dining places. We chose Hotel Restaurant Du Centre et du Lauragais. It looked more sophisticated than the one next door - it had pink tablecloths! Matt chose Canard et Petit Pois, and I went for Salad Nicoise (or in the English translation on the menu - 'Nicoise Salad'.
The food was great, but the entertainment was not what one was used to! There was a little stumpy overweight dog (dog 1), a small dirty-white (clearly male) poodle (dog 2) and lastly dog 3, a small toffee-coloured toy. Dog 1 begged at tables for food but was distracted by dog 2 mounted dog 3 and banged-away for at least 20 minutes - dog 1 howled and barked, mainly with jealousy. Dog 3 was clearly enjoying herself, and did nothing to disuede Dog 1. All the while, we were trying to eat, and the children at the table further down laughed at the comedy of it all. Probably it was the first time they had seen anything shag.
The owner of the restaurant came out and gave the dirty poodle a bit of a talking to, but it seemed that it was more of a 'well done old boy', than a 'stop shagging in front of the customers' type thing. Shame:)